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Author: Subject: A man's wife asks him to go out and get her cigarettes
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[*] Post 509756 posted on 21-10-2017 at 09:26 Reply With Quote
A man's wife asks him to go out and get her cigarettes

So he walks down to the nearby store only to find that it's closed. He goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. While at the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers together, and then one thing leads to another and they end up in her flat.
After they've had their fun, he realizes that it's after midnight and says, "Oh no, it's so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he leaves. When he arrives home, his wife is waiting for him and she is pretty annoyed.
"Where the hell have you been?" she asks.
"Well, darling, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking woman there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her."
"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!"
She sees his hands are covered with powder and... "You liar!! You went bowling again!!"
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[*] Post 509761 posted on 22-10-2017 at 01:03 Reply With Quote

I'll have to try that one......... :D
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