Karl`s PC Help Forums Last active: Never
Not logged in [Login ]
Go To Bottom

In memory of Karl Davis, founder of this board, who made his final journey 12th June 2007

Printable Version | Subscribe | Add to Favourites   Post new thread Poll:
Author: Subject: Will Mrs May be tango'd?


Posts: 11161
Registered: 20-12-2007
Location: Sarf East Lundun
Theme: KF Blue (Default)
Member Is Offline

Mood: Confused

[*] Post 506417 posted on 26-1-2017 at 09:18 Reply With Quote
Will Mrs May be tango'd?

According to the fake news, Donald Trump is a cat lover - or so I've heard.

I can imagine him sitting in a high back swivel chair, persian cat on his lap, his orange spray tan still slightly damp and glistening in the sunlight as it streams through the plate glass windows of Trump Tower. As Theresa May enters the room, after a dramatic pause, Donald slowly swings his chair around to face her. In mid stroke of the Persian cat's fur he drawls:-

"Ah! Mrs May"

But can he resist making a grab for Theresa May's own pussy? Or will the leather trousers protect her?
View User's Profile View All Posts By User
Anything you like


Posts: 7826
Registered: 23-7-2002
Theme: Coffee
Member Is Offline

Mood: Fintlewoodlewix.

[*] Post 506418 posted on 26-1-2017 at 09:59 Reply With Quote

I can imagine them lying through their back teeth, both of them.
View User's Profile View All Posts By User
Underwater Plumber


Posts: 32767
Registered: 9-5-2004
Location: Scotia
Theme: Iconic
Member Is Offline

Mood: fact me

[*] Post 506426 posted on 26-1-2017 at 17:44 Reply With Quote

Maybe she will misunderstand and deliver Larry
View User's Profile View All Posts By User
Post new thread Poll:

Guest Notice
You are a guest, as a guest you can only see a maximum of 3 posts per thread.

If you want to see the rest, please click here to register.