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Author: Subject: Time flies when you're losing an hour
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[*] Post 502069 posted on 26-3-2016 at 21:29 Reply With Quote
Time flies when you're losing an hour

Q: What time does the duck wake up?
​A: At the quack of dawn!

Q: What do you call a tense clock?
​A: Wound up!

Q: What did the robber say to the clock?
A: Hands up!

Q: What dog always knows the time?
A: A watch dog!

Q: What do you call a Grandfather clock?
​A: An old timer!

Q: Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window?
A: Because he wanted time to fly!

Q: What treat can't get anywhere on time?
​A: Choco-late!

Q: Where did the clock finish the race?
​A: Wherever it wound up!

Q: Why did the girl sit on the clock?
​A: She wanted to be on time!

Q: Why did the clock scratch?
​A: Because it had ticks!

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[*] Post 502071 posted on 26-3-2016 at 21:49 Reply With Quote

You got that lot from Christmas crackers, didn't you? ;)

Ta, MM. Means Jane's birthday'll arrive an hour earlier. :D
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[*] Post 502075 posted on 27-3-2016 at 09:24 Reply With Quote
Summer time

Summer is coming, summer is coming!:banana)
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