We flogged you 5 - o now give us back our Ashes
BTW, I'm not gloating.........much!
Cricket don't too much for me, it dont float my boat at all, most of the Pommie team are top class twits so gloat away old bean, Charles might have
replied but he has flounced and done what the England team should have done and taken their bat and ball back home.
ps- Enjoy the Ashes keep them if you wish they mean nowt to me
I'm not a cricket fan but it was astonishing. The worst ever, so they say. Amazing. Its a fair cop. But I'm not sure if it means the Australian team were brilliant or our team totally useless.
From what little I saw, we laid down and begged them to take it.
We're so charitable to our colonies, you know...
Looks like the England cricket have taken a Leaf outta the England Football team
I'm not a huge fan either, just thought, I'd take the opportunity to rub it in. I do know that the ozzies have been on a downer over the last few years, so it looks like they might be back! Some parts of the game did actually look "interesting" as I sat with a friend who is a fan so did watch some of it. our next challenge is to flog South Aftrica who are apparently the top of the heap. If we manage that, I think we could say "we're back"!!
When you see it from that point of view, its almost a cause for celebration!
But I have not managed to get a rise out of Charles, only JB, bit.
Not bit, just answered
The Ozzies stand more of a chance of winning the World Cup than us, too, One suspects.
Just got these by email:
Q. What do you get if you cross the English cricket team with an OXO cube?
A. A laughing stock.
Q What’s the height of optimism?
A: English batsman putting on sunscreen.
Q. What’s the difference between an English batsman and a Formula 1 car?
A. Nothing! If you blink you’ll miss them both.
Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.
Q. What does an English batsman who is playing in The Ashes have in common with Michael Jackson?
A.They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.
Q. What is the difference between Cinderella and the Pommies?
A. Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.
Q. What's the difference between the Pommies and a funeral director?
A. A funeral director isn't going to lose the ashes.
I'm gonna use them elsewhere and wind up Simon Riverdale. He used to be a regular here for a while but is a big cricket fan.
At least two of our guys made a good catch.
Bloody Fantastic catch! They should both be given man of the match for that one! Well done, Those lads!!!