This morning, President Obama gave an economic speech. He blamed all the present economic problems on President Bush and the Republicans. He
announced that he is going to cut the budget deficit in half by the end of his first term, and he is going to do this by increasing spending.
Following this logic, Tiger Woods is going to become faithful to his wife by taking on more girlfriends.
Alcoholics around the country are planning to get sober by increasing their drinking.
Felons are planning to reform themselves by going on crime sprees.
Obama must think the voters are dumber than a box of rocks.
That should be in the poetry forum.