Speaker Nancy Pelosi claims she was kidnapped by dildo-shaped UFO for the fifth time!
Don't panic, Obama is fully aware of this shocking incident.
At least they didn't force you to drink Gin.
Look. There is nothing wrong with the odd glass of gin. Specially when you run out of Marstons.
What's a dildo? [bad img]http://www.augk18.dsl.pipex.com/Smileys/a176.gif[/bad img]
I'm not too sure, but they sell them on the Tiscali Erotica site.
As far as I can make out, they require batteries.
I bought one in Blackpool whilst on a union conference. I walked past the shop every day for a week and noticed this thing. It had a torch attachment and a vacuum cleaner attachment. I bought it on the last day. Mrs L was not as amused as I thought she might be.
So it didn't tickle her fancy, then?
No, that's Dido, but she's not extinct.
You can buy a book called "Brewing beer like those you buy" that has all the recipes in. The methos isn't hard. You just need a large cool box to steep the malt in for a couple of hours at the right temperture and then a large pot to boil the hops in. Then a fermentation bin and lots of bottles or a barrel.
Oh, and a few glasses.
I made some king and barnes and, apart from the fact that I overdid the hops by mistake, it was quite good.