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Why God made Moms
scholar - 4-7-2010 at 01:07

According to young school children

Why did God make mothers?
1She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2Mostly to clean the house.
3To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?
1He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?
1God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1We're related.
2God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your mom?
1My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3They say she used to be nice.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1His last name.
2She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your mom marry your dad?
1My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
2She got too old to do anything else with him.
3My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?
1Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What's the difference between moms and dads?
1Moms work at work & work at home, & dads just go to work at work.
2Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
4Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your mom do in her spare time?
1Mothers don't do spare time.
2To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on her back.

Submitted by Bill, Narberth, PA.


Nimuae - 4-7-2010 at 05:57

I really do dislike these 'children's thoughts' things and there seem to be so many floating about just now. They are so obviously contrived and not at all funny.

That's my sour puss moment over for the day anyway ! LOL.

marymary100 - 4-7-2010 at 08:32

At least it's finally something that has been attributed...

scholar - 4-7-2010 at 11:34

:( I'm sorry you didn't like it.

giron - 4-7-2010 at 23:35

You need to concentrate on what you do best -

slagging off Obama. ;)