It's that time again!
Time to act like a little kid and post all your clean, silly jokes.
My son (almost 7 yrs old) is really into jokes lately.
What does a 2,000 pound canary say?
[In your loudest, lowest bass voice, like a fog horn:]
[And, you may add this, or use it the second time you tell the joke:]
HERE, KITTY, KITTY, KITTY!
What happens when a duck flies upside down?
He quacks up!
What's yellow and brown, and tickles as it goes down?
A fur omellette!
Jim was visiting at his grandparents' farm, when a neighbor saw him headed for the barn with some old license plates. "What are you doing with
"Well, I'm taking these to the barn, and I'm going to hang one on each of the two cows. Then I'll be able to tell them apart."
"Son, that's silly! No one hangs license plates from cows. How about this--try measuring the cows with a yardstick. You might find that one is a little taller than the other. Once you know to look for it, you'll be able to tell them apart by their height."
"OK, I'll try it."
The neighbor sees Jim the next day. "Did measuring the cows work? Can you tell them apart, now?"
"Yes, it worked. It turns out, the brown cow is an inch taller."
Riddle--Why do monkeys have such big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.