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I'm gonna be rich! ;)
LSemmens - 19-1-2017 at 10:49

Attention. Good day, Please we need your current home address and telephone number to enable us start sending your $2.5USD to you as we were instructed by IMF to be sending you $5000.00 each day till the whole amount $2.5USD,Now we need your full name....... Home Address..... Telephone number......... Forward the ( wwe****nion***@gmail.com ) Or call with this telephone number +***-99 488*** ThanksRegard Mr.Alex peter
They are going to send me US $2.50!!!! In $5000.00 increments, I can't wait! :D

John_Little - 19-1-2017 at 12:03

Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs! What luck eh, Pip?

So, who is your mysterious benefactor?

I was expecting a windfall of £1,000,000 this month because I invested the fruit of an old ISA (tax free government saving thingie) in Premium bonds. IT matured in November but I was told my new numbers wouldn't go in the draw until January. Then I got a letter saying my signature on the form didn't match the one they already had on record! So my £5000 is still sitting there doing nothing!

I had to sign a new form and get it witnessed by a neighbour and send it back. So now I'll probably have to wait until March for my £1,000,000!

waffler - 19-1-2017 at 13:22

Story of my life ( day late and dollar short ) :D

Katzy - 20-1-2017 at 13:01

That English is worse than Trump's, Bigly.