Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs! What luck eh, Pip?
So, who is your mysterious benefactor?
I was expecting a windfall of £1,000,000 this month because I invested the fruit of an old ISA (tax free government saving thingie) in Premium bonds. IT matured in November but I was told my new numbers wouldn't go in the draw until January. Then I got a letter saying my signature on the form didn't match the one they already had on record! So my £5000 is still sitting there doing nothing!
I had to sign a new form and get it witnessed by a neighbour and send it back. So now I'll probably have to wait until March for my £1,000,000!
Story of my life ( day late and dollar short )
That English is worse than Trump's, Bigly.