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Apperently, only "smart" people get these...
Katzy - 4-4-2016 at 21:10

Seems I'm smart...

1. What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

2. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.

3. I tried walking up a hill without a watch but had neither the time nor the inclination.

4. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

5. What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow? A reprimand from the Scientific Integrity and Professional Ethics Committee and immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

6. Your mum is so mean, she has no standard deviation.

7. A German asks for a martini. "Dry?" says the bartender. "Nein, just one."

8. Two women walk into a bar and discuss the Bechdel test.

9. Pavlov is sitting at a bar, when all of the sudden the phone rings. Pavlov gasps, "Oh no, I forgot to feed the dogs".

10. How many Marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, the lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

11. I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

marymary100 - 4-4-2016 at 21:28


LSemmens - 5-4-2016 at 02:24

Loud Groannnnnnnn!

John_Little - 5-4-2016 at 08:35

I had to google the Bechdel test.

marymary100 - 5-4-2016 at 09:06

I knew that because of media studies. I wouldn't feel too bad about not knowing it right away.

Theravad - 5-4-2016 at 10:39

Originally posted by John_Little
I had to google the Bechdel test.

Me too :(