With reference to this:
I wondered if there were other products that you'd like to see rebranded.
For example, I believe that "I can't believe it's not butter" should be rebranded as "I can't believe that anyone can believe that this tastes anything like butter".
Seriously Notstrong Cheese
Change all the major supermarkets' campaigns for "You saved Xp by shopping here, compared to supermarkets A, B and C" to "You saved Xp by shopping here, compared to supermarkets A, B and C, but don't forget we're all overcharging you, regardless."
Oh, it's the "Improved" signs that makes me look twice.
It actually means "We've put cheaper ingredients in and upped the price, sucker".
Those companies that use "Aqua" as an ingredient, too. Are they really that stooopid that they think that we don't know that it's water?
I know what you mean!
You cant ask for Viagra anymore its now known by a new discriptive name "Mycocksafloppin".
Regards the Bear
Not something I've ever suffered from, thankfully.