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[*] posted on 29-7-2015 at 14:20
Just looked! Hoodafunk!!!! That said, it does tend to fit the era.

[*] posted on 29-7-2015 at 14:19
It seems a bit Douglas Adamsesque but I have yet to search.

[*] posted on 28-7-2015 at 14:15
Well I cheated and googled and I'm amazed. Who'd have thought it!

[*] posted on 28-7-2015 at 13:49
Oh! The intergalactic laxative
Will get you from here to there
Believe you and believe me! Without a worry or care
If shitting is your problem when you're out there in the stars
The intergalactic laxative
Will get you from here to Mars

Attribution left out so that those of you on this board of a 'certain age' can attempt to recall just where (and when) those words came from, i. e., it would be most unseemly to cheat, yeah cheat indeed it would be, to do a Google type search to jar ye olde grey cells.

[*] posted on 28-7-2015 at 09:22
Women don't and we have fewer public conveniences than you. waveysmiley

[*] posted on 28-7-2015 at 08:44
Its called a lack of public conveniences. If you've gotta go, you've gotta go!

[*] posted on 28-7-2015 at 08:41
It's called being filthy, Delanti !

[*] posted on 28-7-2015 at 02:25
It is called marking your territory.waveysmiley

[*] posted on 26-7-2015 at 22:18
It's our GOD-GIVEN right "Murican Males to pee on any damn wall we wanna!

[*] posted on 26-7-2015 at 16:29
How disgusting that they should have to to that ! Another good reason for not going to america.

[*] posted on 26-7-2015 at 14:15

[*] posted on 26-7-2015 at 01:30
Like it!

[*] posted on 25-7-2015 at 23:30
San Fran


Beware, public urinators, some of San Francisco’s walls now pee back.
Public Works crews have finished painting nine city walls with pee-repellant paint and more are in the works. The painted surfaces make urine spray right back onto the shoes and pants of unsuspecting relief-seekers. It’s the city’s latest attempt to clean up urine-soaked alleyways and walls.
“We are piloting it to see if we can discourage people from peeing at many of our hot spots,” Public Works Director Mohammed Nuru said. “Nobody wants to smell urine. We are trying different things to try to make San Francisco smell nice and look beautiful.”

Alternatively we could just provide all men who do this with nappies?