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[*] Post 510552 posted on 23-12-2017 at 07:26 Reply With Quote

Siamese twins walk into a bar in New York.

One of them says to the bartender, 'Don't mind us. We're joined at the hip. I'm John and here on my right is Jim. Two beers please.'

The bartender, feeling kind of awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers and asks, 'Been on holiday yet, lads?'

'Off to England next month,' says John. 'We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?' Jim nods his head in agreement.

Ah, England,' says the bartender. 'Wonderful country - the history, the beer, the culture.'

'Nah, we don't like all that British baloney,' says John. 'We can't stand the English -- they're terrible, so arrogant and rude.

And it's too crowded, lousy, food, warm beer.'

'So why keep going to England?' asks the bartender.

'It's the only chance Jim gets to drive.'
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[*] Post 510554 posted on 23-12-2017 at 08:37 Reply With Quote

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[*] Post 510555 posted on 23-12-2017 at 11:29 Reply With Quote

Excellent. I ~didn't see that one coming!

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