I will literally DIE if you don't stop using hyperboles incorrectly
I before E... except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign weighty neighbour.
The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
Two quotation marks "walk into" a bar.
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
What is Grammar?
The difference between knowing your s***, and knowing you’re s***.
The exclamation mark said to the period "Why aren't you bleeding?"
What do you say when you are comforting a grammar Nazi?
There, Their, They're.
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day... “In English,” he said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some
languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a
A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of the paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.