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[*] Post 509028 posted on 16-8-2017 at 17:18 Reply With Quote
National Tell a Joke Day



Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers? He'd stop at nothing to avoid them.




A bigot, a sexist, & a fool walk into a bar.

Bartender says: "Sorry Mr. President—you know you're not welcome here."





My email password has been hacked again. That's the 3rd time now I've had to rename my cat.




I went to my allotment and found that there was twice as much soil as there was the week before. The plot thickens..




Why did they make the Star Wars movies out of order?

Because in charge of writing, Yoda was.




What does the RNLI do with poorly boats?....
Take them to the docs!
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[*] Post 509031 posted on 17-8-2017 at 07:38 Reply With Quote


Did you use them in your mother of the bride speech?
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[*] Post 509032 posted on 17-8-2017 at 16:48 Reply With Quote


No. Unfortunately.
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