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[*] Post 508815 posted on 1-8-2017 at 11:11 Reply With Quote
Mother of the bride speech



As I have been the sole provider for my daughter she wants me to make the speech traditionally delivered by the father of the bride.

Now most jokes revolve around "giving away" a girl or paying for the wedding but my daughter is an independent woman who is not planning on taking her husband's name and as a couple they are paying for everything themselves. Their wedding gifts from the guests are donations to charity so this is not a traditional wedding by any means.


Does anyone have suitable jokes?
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[*] Post 508816 posted on 1-8-2017 at 11:41 Reply With Quote


Here's one contender:


A husband and wife had been married for 60 years and had no secrets except for one: The woman kept in her closet a shoe box that she forbade her husband from ever opening. But when she was on her deathbed—and with her blessing—he opened the box and found a crocheted doll and £95,000 in cash.
“My mother told me that the secret to a happy marriage was to never argue,” she explained. “Instead, I should keep quiet and crochet a doll.”
Her husband was touched. Only one doll was in the box—that meant she’d been angry with him only once in 60 years. “But what about all this money?” he asked.
“Oh,” she said, “that’s the money I made from selling the dolls.”
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[*] Post 508821 posted on 1-8-2017 at 14:01 Reply With Quote


Yup. That is a good one.
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