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[*] Post 466603 posted on 10-11-2012 at 09:26 Reply With Quote
This is so true!



You know you're in Darwin when:- And don’t laugh, most of it is true…

a.. The best parking space is determined by shade instead of distance.

b.. Hot water comes out of both taps.


c.. You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

d.. The temperature drops below 32c and you feel a little chilly.

e.. You discover that in February it only takes two fingers to steer your car.

f.. You discover that you can get sunburnt through your car window.

g.. You develop a fear of metal car door handles.

h.. You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:00am.

I.. Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and get cooked to death?"

j.. You realise that asphalt has a liquid state.

k.. Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to prevent them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

l.. The trees are whistling for the dogs.

m. while walking back barefoot to your car from the beach, you do a tightrope act on the white lines in the car park.

n. you catch a cold from having the aircon full blast while you sleep during the night.

o. You learn that Casuarina Square isn't a shopping centre it's a temple to worship air-conditioning.

p. Sticking your head into the freezer and taking deep breaths is perfectly normal behaviour.

q. A cup full of ice is considered a great snack.

r. An electricity black out is life threatening because your aircon and your fans no longer work and you are seriously going to be cooked!!

s. You no longer sit on a couch, why would you when you can settle down on the cooling tiles instead.

t. You need a stubby holder to keep the beer cold, not your hands warm

u. No one cares if you walk around with no shoes on.

v. You keep everything in the fridge, including potatoes and bread etc....

w. people have enough left over beer cans to make boats out of and have a whole regatta with...

x. The effort of towelling off after a shower means you need another one right away

y. standing naked under a ceiling fan is an acceptable way to pass time.
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[*] Post 466604 posted on 10-11-2012 at 12:40 Reply With Quote


Brilliant - I don't know how you cope - I cannot stand hot weather !!
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[*] Post 466605 posted on 10-11-2012 at 14:57 Reply With Quote


p,q,s,t and w seem attractive - b ut definitely not the rest! I'm with Nim on this.
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