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Post 456791 posted on 6-5-2012 at 12:14
I was a cleaner.
Ee ... some of the tales I could tell.
Like the Ministry of Agriculture offices who used to pop their butties in the fridge ... next to all the samples from cattle due to be tested for
Morty they said ... when you arrive first thing, if you see any parcels have come through the letter box with SAMPLE written on, just pop them in the
fridge next to the yoghurt.
But .. if the parcel looks suspicious (or makes a ticking noise) ... don't touch it. Don't panic. Vacate the building and call the emergency
A lot of disgruntled farmers used to send them anonymous packets of cow effluence.
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