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[*] Post 406826 posted on 6-4-2010 at 10:21 Reply With Quote
Chicago Road Repair



The radio traffic reporter says there are four major highways in Chicago that run in the same direction. Chicago is one of the nation's largest cities. The traffic reporter warns listeners if there is a major accident on one of the highways, because each carries so much traffic that a back-up becomes a major problem; if you can divert to another highway, it's good to do so.

From time to time, the highways need some repair (such as patching potholes).

The government geniuses decided to repair three of them at the same time!:P Great!:smash)

Brains like this will soon be in charge of my health care.

Perhaps they will decide to have heart surgeons do three operations simultaneously. Why finish one before starting another, when you can tie up the resources of three operating rooms at the same time, and keep people waiting?:P:P:P:P
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