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[*] Post 404448 posted on 22-2-2010 at 20:26 Reply With Quote
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You remember the Reagan era, when Ronald Reagan was President, and Bob Hope and Johnny Cash were still with us?
Well, now we have Obama, no hope, and no cash.


Q. Why did Obama cross the road?
A. Actually, Obama promised to cross the road, but then he didn't.


President Obama had two contractors come to the White House to give him bids on painting the Oval Office.
The Republican painter offered to do the job 700 dollars. Obama then asked the Democrat if he could do better.
The second painter answered, "Sure. I'll paint the Oval Office for 250,700 dollars." Obama was surprised at the figure and asked for an explanation so the painter replied, "That will be a 125,000 dollars in kickbacks for you, a 125,000 dollars in profits for me and then 700 dollars to subcontract the actual work to the Republican."
Guess which contractor got the job?
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[*] Post 404451 posted on 22-2-2010 at 20:49 Reply With Quote


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Guess which contractor got the job?
That's a trick question. Obama doesn't know anything about actually helping anyone get a job.:P:P:P
He only knows how to put people out of work.
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That's a trick question. Obama doesn't know anything about actually helping anyone get a job.:P:P:P



That's not strictly true, he managed to get himself a pretty good job and a Nobel Prize. ;)

Plus he got jobs for all his mates.
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