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[*] Post 403778 posted on 12-2-2010 at 13:32 Reply With Quote
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An illegal alien in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop ended up 'executing' the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed A state-wide manhunt ensued.


The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area and as soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him. They hit the guy 68 times.

Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor undocumented immigrant 68 times.


Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: 'Because that's all the ammunition we had.'

Now, is that just about the all-time greatest answer or what!




The Coroner also reported that the illegal alien died of natural causes. When asked by a reporter how that could be since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body, he simply replied

"when you are shot 68 times you are naturally gonna die"


Only in America!
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[*] Post 404284 posted on 20-2-2010 at 22:52 Reply With Quote


Works for me.:mgun)
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[*] Post 404288 posted on 20-2-2010 at 23:14 Reply With Quote


and people wonder why I just turned down an all expenses paid lecture trip to Washington DC!
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