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[*] Post 396036 posted on 4-12-2009 at 15:09 Reply With Quote
It's those ruddy aliens again!



Speaker Nancy Pelosi claims she was kidnapped by dildo-shaped UFO for the fifth time!

Don't panic, Obama is fully aware of this shocking incident.
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[*] Post 396049 posted on 4-12-2009 at 17:31 Reply With Quote


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Relating a story that was straight out of a Rod Serling movie, the Nation's highest ranking Democratic female told supporters of how an alien space ship, or UFO, descended down and 'sucked up her Pontiac' as she drove down Constitution Avenue on her way to the festivities.

'I felt all tingly and stuff and when I looked up I saw a giant dildo-like ship hovering above my car!'


Don't you just hate it when that happens? They did that to me once, but instead of tea, that gave me several beer tasting drinks.
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[*] Post 396055 posted on 4-12-2009 at 18:14 Reply With Quote


At least they didn't force you to drink Gin. :D
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