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[*] Post 390589 posted on 11-10-2009 at 22:54 Reply With Quote
Kid Safe Jokes



It's that time again!

Time to act like a little kid and post all your clean, silly jokes.
My son (almost 7 yrs old) is really into jokes lately.
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[*] Post 390594 posted on 11-10-2009 at 23:49 Reply With Quote


What does a 2,000 pound canary say?





[In your loudest, lowest bass voice, like a fog horn:]
TWEEEEEET!


[And, you may add this, or use it the second time you tell the joke:]
HERE, KITTY, KITTY, KITTY!
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[*] Post 390670 posted on 12-10-2009 at 21:59 Reply With Quote


What happens when a duck flies upside down?

















He quacks up!:P:P:P
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