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[*] Post 339301 posted on 12-6-2008 at 00:09 Reply With Quote
Companies and acronyms



1. INFOSYS: Inferior Offline Systems

2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS: Totally Confusing Solutions

5. C-DOT: Coffee During Office Timings

6. HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN: Beggars Association And Nerds

8. IBM: Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM: Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM: Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. HP: Hen Pecked

12. AT & T: All Troubles & Terrible

13. CMC: Coffee, Meals and Comfort

14. DEC: Drifting and Exhausted Computers

15. BFL: Brainwash First and Let them go

16. DELL: Deplorable Equipment and Lack Luster

17. TISL: Totally Inconsistent Systems Limited

18. PSI: Peculiar Symptoms of India

19. PCL: Poor Computers Limited

20. SPARC: Simply Poor And Redundant Computers

21. SUN: Surely Useless Novelties

22. CRAY: Cry Repeatedly After An Year

23. TUL: Troubles Un Limited

24 CTS: Coffee Tea and Snacks

25. ICIM: Impossible Computers In Maintenance

26. BPL: Below Poverty Line

27. NIIT: Not Interested in IT

28. ICICI : Incredible Calls from Irate Customers of India
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[*] Post 339482 posted on 13-6-2008 at 15:46 Reply With Quote


Some of those acronyms are familiar, but many are not, if you could give the correct company name, and, unless obvious, what their trade is, the acronyms, that you propose may a) make more sense, and b) might even raise a laugh. waveysmiley
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