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[*] Post 333211 posted on 28-4-2008 at 03:26 Reply With Quote
Tennessee Ten Commandments



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Maybe this is the way to teach the 10 Commandments today!

Maybe then people would 'get it'.

Some people in Tennessee have trouble with all those 'shall's' and 'shall not's' in the Ten commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms.. So, some folks in middle Tennessee got together and translated the 'King James' into 'Jackson County' language..... no joke, read on...

The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments
(posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro, TN)

(1) Just one God
(2) Put nothin' before God
(3) Watch yer mouth
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(6) No killin'
(7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
(8) Don't take what ain't yers
(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff

Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think?

Y'all have a nice day.
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[*] Post 333242 posted on 28-4-2008 at 11:02 Reply With Quote


I like it, and even I understand it!
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[*] Post 333266 posted on 28-4-2008 at 14:01 Reply With Quote


Not as good as the original, but (given the limits of simplification), pretty good!
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