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[*] Post 311111 posted on 6-12-2007 at 11:30 Reply With Quote
Men Are Just Happier People.



What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never be pregnant.You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another petrol station loo, because this one is just too icky.

You don 't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress 3000.

Tux rental-100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is 2.00 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You're unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.
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[*] Post 311117 posted on 6-12-2007 at 13:02 Reply With Quote


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Whereas we girls have these annoying things on our chests that need bolstering up, and they get in the way all the time. They even stop mechanics telling you the truth. Wish they had some sort of velcro so you only have to put 'em on when you have to fit into a nice dress.
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[*] Post 311120 posted on 6-12-2007 at 13:11 Reply With Quote


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Originally posted by Badgergirl
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Whereas we girls have these annoying things on our chests that need bolstering up, and they get in the way all the time. They even stop mechanics telling you the truth. Wish they had some sort of velcro so you only have to put 'em on when you have to fit into a nice dress.


No, no, no.....they are not annoying, they are things of beauty :D
If you do decide to fit them with velcro, I will be happy to cherish them when not needed :)
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