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[*] Post 339541 posted on 13-6-2008 at 23:26 Reply With Quote


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What's your father's occupation?" asked the school secretary
on the first day of the new academic year.

"He's a magician, Ma'am" said Little Johnny.

"How interesting. What's his favorite trick?"

"He saws people in half."

"Gosh! now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?"

"One half brother and two half sisters."
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[*] Post 339546 posted on 14-6-2008 at 02:06 Reply With Quote


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:D:D
What's your father's occupation?" asked the school secretary
on the first day of the new academic year.

"He's a magician, Ma'am" said Little Johnny.

"How interesting. What's his favorite trick?"

"He saws people in half."

"Gosh! now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?"

"One half brother and two half sisters."



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[*] Post 390595 posted on 11-10-2009 at 23:53 Reply With Quote


Liz, this thread used to have dozens of kid-safe jokes. I see all but one have been pruned.
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