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dr john - 16-3-2008 at 11:22

This new product is just breathtakingly good.

http://www.msfirefox.com/microsoft-firefox/index.html

The more you know about browsers, the better it seems.


LSemmens - 16-3-2008 at 11:33

So, is it Firefox, or a M$ facsimile otherwise called Internet Explorer?


Quaver - 16-3-2008 at 11:50

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Quadcore CPU 4.6GHz processor or higher (For the loading of Hotmail.com)

That's way higher than my PC:o
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To compensate for frequent memory leaks:

:D
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Microsoft Mouse, Microsoft IntelliMouse, or any compatible Microsoft device. (Otherwise all hyperlinks will be disabled)

lips_sealed
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My website isn't loading correctly!
If you encounter sites that exhibit layout or color problems, chances are, it can be traced to malicious third party software on your PC. These programs - such as OpenOffice - are wasting system resources and is ruining your overall online experience.
Solution: Open the Control Panel > Add / Remove Programs and uninstall ALL non-Microsoft software. Everything should load fine afterwards.
If problems persist, then it simply means your Microsoft Intellimouse needs replacement.

fish_slap


Daz - 16-3-2008 at 11:52

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Originally posted by LSemmens
So, is it Firefox, or a M$ facsimile otherwise called Internet Explorer?


It's IE.7....


giron - 16-3-2008 at 13:37

Yet another world beating product from M$! :D

That Bill Gates is a ruddy genius, I don't know how he manages to do it.

I won't be long now before he rules the world.shocked_yellow


SRD - 16-3-2008 at 16:23

I note that it declares the following:
All Symantec Products
All McAfee
Command Antivirus
eTrust Antivirus
Dr. Web
NOD32
F-Prot Antivirus
F-Secure Anti-Virus
GFI MailSecurity for Microsoft Exchange/SMTP
GFI DownloadSecurity for Microsoft ISA Server
AVG Anti-Virus
ViRobot Expert
Kaspersky Anti-Virus
Norman Virus Control (NVC)
Panda Titanium Antivirus
Protector Plus
Sophos Anti-Virus
Sybari Antigen
Trend Micro PC-cillin


to be malicious software.


TooCute4Words - 16-3-2008 at 20:07

I'll have to update to 'Firefox'

I just have standard I.E and it's slow :(:(


Wilbur - 16-3-2008 at 20:33

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:D:D


giron - 16-3-2008 at 20:38

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Originally posted by TooCute4Words
I'll have to update to 'Firefox'



I wouldn't bother, if I were you! waggyfinger

I've heard that Bill Gates has just introduced a new global law that makes it illegal to use any software, other than his! shocked_yellow


giron - 16-3-2008 at 20:42

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Originally posted by Wilbur
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R S S can scan and arrange explicit images/pictures in order of quality and effectively filters out irrelevant content such soccer balls.



:D:D


That's likely to upset football fans! :o

waveysmiley


TooCute4Words - 16-3-2008 at 20:57

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Originally posted by giron
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Originally posted by TooCute4Words
I'll have to update to 'Firefox'



I wouldn't bother, if I were you! waggyfinger

I've heard that Bill Gates has just introduced a new global law that makes it illegal to use any software, other than his! shocked_yellow


Hasn't he been sued for trying to control everything?


giron - 16-3-2008 at 21:01

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Originally posted by TooCute4Words


Hasn't he been sued for trying to control everything?


Yes, but he appealed to the international courts and had the ruling reversed, claiming that it was an infringement of his human rights to prevent him from dominating the entire world. waggyfinger


TooCute4Words - 16-3-2008 at 21:10

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Originally posted by giron
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Originally posted by TooCute4Words


Hasn't he been sued for trying to control everything?


Yes, but he appealed to the international courts and had the ruling reversed, claiming that it was an infringement of his human rights to prevent him from dominating the entire world. waggyfinger


Damn the man who makes this forum what it is today :D

Without him...what would you do??


TooCute4Words - 16-3-2008 at 21:11

Love your Avatar giron 10 out of 10 :)

Was it Dreamweaver who picked it for you?


giron - 16-3-2008 at 21:14

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Originally posted by TooCute4Words


Without him...what would you do??


I'd be attempting to get on line using a ZX Spectrum! :D

On a more serious note, Bill Gates has played a very large part in making the PC the success it is today.


SRD - 16-3-2008 at 21:14

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Originally posted by TooCute4Words
Love your Avatar giron 10 out of 10 :)

Was it Dreamweaver who picked it for you?
He pinched it.


giron - 16-3-2008 at 21:17

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Originally posted by TooCute4Words
Love your Avatar giron 10 out of 10 :)

Was it Dreamweaver who picked it for you?


No, she didn't pick it for me, but I did nick it from her site.

waveysmiley


TooCute4Words - 16-3-2008 at 21:18

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Originally posted by SRD
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Originally posted by TooCute4Words
Love your Avatar giron 10 out of 10 :)

Was it Dreamweaver who picked it for you?
He pinched it.


How do you know?

Maybe it was some <secret transaction>

A BRIBE dancing_girl


TooCute4Words - 16-3-2008 at 21:22

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Originally posted by giron
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Originally posted by TooCute4Words
Love your Avatar giron 10 out of 10 :)

Was it Dreamweaver who picked it for you?


No, she didn't pick it for me, but I did nick it from her site.

waveysmiley


There's some great Avatars there. It's almost like a money tree. Very hard to keep ones (Right-Click) then (Copy)

*Runs* in case Redwolf sees skidaddle


TooCute4Words - 16-3-2008 at 21:25

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Originally posted by giron


I'd be attempting to get on line using a ZX Spectrum! :D


You'd fall flat on your face on that Idea confused2 My dads got one gathering dust in the loft :D

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On a more serious note,


You have a serious side ;););););););)

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Bill Gates has played a very large part in making the PC the success it is today.


He certainly has and I am in debted to him :) we all are


SRD - 16-3-2008 at 21:30

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Originally posted by TooCute4Words
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Originally posted by SRD
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Originally posted by TooCute4Words
Love your Avatar giron 10 out of 10 :)

Was it Dreamweaver who picked it for you?
He pinched it.


How do you know?

Maybe it was some <secret transaction>

A BRIBE dancing_girl
He admitted it to me after I threatened to take him down to the pub and buy him a babycham.


giron - 16-3-2008 at 21:33

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Originally posted by TooCute4Words
My dads got one gathering dust in the loft :D



So have I, along with various other home computers of the same era.

In relative terms, the Spectrum, probably, cost more than a modern day basic PC.


TooCute4Words - 16-3-2008 at 21:35

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Originally posted by SRD
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Originally posted by TooCute4Words


How do you know?

Maybe it was some <secret transaction>

A BRIBE dancing_girl
He admitted it to me after I threatened to take him down to the pub and buy him a babycham.


Thats cruel :P

Never tried a 'babycham'


TooCute4Words - 16-3-2008 at 21:36

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Originally posted by giron
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Originally posted by TooCute4Words
My dads got one gathering dust in the loft :D



So have I, along with various other home computers of the same era.

In relative terms, the Spectrum, probably, cost more than a modern day basic PC.


149.99 or 129.99 I think he said?


giron - 16-3-2008 at 21:48

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Originally posted by TooCute4Words


149.99 or 129.99 I think he said?


Something like that, but that was in the early 80's, how much would that be in today's terms?


dr john - 16-3-2008 at 22:21

Look at what you earned back then, look at the equivalent job's salary, and multiple the price by the same percentage increase.

Based on what I earned then (4000 - 5000) and the same job today at the same grade (20,000), a ZX spectrum (yes, I had one too) was the equivalent of about 800 - 1000 in today's money.


giron - 16-3-2008 at 22:30

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Originally posted by dr john
a ZX spectrum (yes, I had one too) was the equivalent of about 800 - 1000 in today's money.


Today, it's possible to get a complete PC system for just under 300.

Fair enough, the specification will be fairly modest, but still usable, for most of us.


Wilbur - 17-3-2008 at 06:44

Just wondering why my post was totally censored/snipped of a copy/paste from that site, when everyone has already probably read it for themselves...............is this because whoever censored it doesn't want some poor soul to be offended twice.........once there, and once here ?
A bit heavy handed methinks............as it was hardly anything to get all upset about, you'd see worse in the daily newspapers or on telly.........geez..


marymary100 - 17-3-2008 at 07:11

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Originally posted by Wilbur
Just wondering why my post was totally censored/snipped of a copy/paste from that site, when everyone has already probably read it for themselves...............is this because whoever censored it doesn't want some poor soul to be offended twice.........once there, and once here ?
A bit heavy handed methinks............as it was hardly anything to get all upset about, you'd see worse in the daily newspapers or on telly.........geez..


You've been away for a while Wilbur so here's a reminder

1. You agree, through your use of this Board, that you will not post any material which is false, defamatory, abusive, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, threatening, invasive of a person`s privacy, or otherwise in violation of UK or US law. You also agree not to post any copyrighted material unless the copyright is owned by you or you have consent from the owner of the copyrighted material. Spam, flooding, advertisements, chain letters, pyramid schemes, and solicitations are also inappropriate to this Board.


SRD - 17-3-2008 at 08:31

Favouritism again mmC, giron can get away with his Curry's, for which he has already admitted getting paid.


marymary100 - 17-3-2008 at 16:34

Giron's a favourite? :o


Quaver - 17-3-2008 at 16:49

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Originally posted by marymary100
Giron's a favourite? :o

:love2)
laughy_smilie


Wilbur - 17-3-2008 at 17:52

So which rule did I break ?
Surely not the copywright bit ?

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Originally posted by Quaver
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Quadcore CPU 4.6GHz processor or higher (For the loading of Hotmail.com)

That's way higher than my PC:o
Quote:
To compensate for frequent memory leaks:

:D
Quote:
Microsoft Mouse, Microsoft IntelliMouse, or any compatible Microsoft device. (Otherwise all hyperlinks will be disabled)

lips_sealed
Quote:
My website isn't loading correctly!
If you encounter sites that exhibit layout or color problems, chances are, it can be traced to malicious third party software on your PC. These programs - such as OpenOffice - are wasting system resources and is ruining your overall online experience.
Solution: Open the Control Panel > Add / Remove Programs and uninstall ALL non-Microsoft software. Everything should load fine afterwards.
If problems persist, then it simply means your Microsoft Intellimouse needs replacement.

fish_slap


That didn't get deleted.


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that you will not post any material which is false, defamatory, abusive, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, threatening, invasive of a person`s privacy, or otherwise in violation of UK or US law.



I hardly see where that applies to the text I posted.....which everyone had already seen on the original site.


Rather Nannyish................I forgot that the censorship here is so tight smokin:


giron - 17-3-2008 at 21:24

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Originally posted by SRD
Favouritism again mmC, giron can get away with his Curry's, for which he has already admitted getting paid.


That's a very unfair remark to make, Simon.

Fair enough, I did mention Curry's, but you've also mentioned Curry's! waggyfinger

How much are you getting paid for each time that you mention Curry's?

More to the point can you get a better deal by advertising Tiscali broadband?


lips_sealed


waveysmiley


giron - 17-3-2008 at 21:28

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Originally posted by SRD
I note that it declares the following:
All Symantec Products
All McAfee
Command Antivirus
eTrust Antivirus
Dr. Web
NOD32
F-Prot Antivirus
F-Secure Anti-Virus
GFI MailSecurity for Microsoft Exchange/SMTP
GFI DownloadSecurity for Microsoft ISA Server
AVG Anti-Virus
ViRobot Expert
Kaspersky Anti-Virus
Norman Virus Control (NVC)
Panda Titanium Antivirus
Protector Plus
Sophos Anti-Virus
Sybari Antigen
Trend Micro PC-cillin


to be malicious software.


A blatant case of advertising, if ever I saw one! shocked_yellow

Ten bob from each of the companies you've mentioned, sounds like a nice little earner, to me. ;)


marymary100 - 17-3-2008 at 22:09

They like being called malicious software then?


marymary100 - 17-3-2008 at 22:10

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Originally posted by Wilbur



I forgot that the censorship here is so tight smokin:
Best to remember in future then. :)


giron - 17-3-2008 at 22:11

Any publicity, is good publicity, ;)


SRD - 18-3-2008 at 08:51

Here I am.


Wilbur - 18-3-2008 at 17:54

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Originally posted by marymary100
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Originally posted by Wilbur



I forgot that the censorship here is so tight smokin:
Best to remember in future then. :)


Nope, sorry.........if the censorship here is set to the level of a 5 year old, and posting a bit of text with the word 'breast' in it is enough to get your panties in a tizz, then it is a bit too much for me.

I seem to remember good old Karl posting some pretty risque jokes, and he didn't get censored, all he got was some :D:D smilies in reply.

Since there seems to be about half a dozen active posters here in this nice fluffy knitting circle, then it is time I upped sticks and stayed in forums where a mild word like 'breast' doesn't get a post deleted by heavy handed moderating.

I know, I know........... if I don't like it here, or the rules, I can leave at any time, which is what I shall do.

So, you can delete me from your shrinking list of members.

Things have changed here since the good old days when Karl first started up this site.


Dreamweaver - 18-3-2008 at 21:01

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Quote:
Originally posted by Wilbur



I forgot that the censorship here is so tight smokin:
Best to remember in future then. :)


Censorship is far from tight here Wilbur, but everything has its place.
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Originally posted by Wilbur
I seem to remember good old Karl posting some pretty risque jokes, and he didn't get censored, all he got was some :D:D smilies in reply.


Your right here, though, but he never made jokes in any PC related forum as far as I am aware. The PC section was just that.

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Originally posted by Wilbur
Since there seems to be about half a dozen active posters here in this nice fluffy knitting circle, then it is time I upped sticks and stayed in forums where a mild word like 'breast' doesn't get a post deleted by heavy handed moderating.


Irrespective of how many people post there is a larger audience watching, I am sorry if you find us "fluffy", but I don't need you to try broaden my spectrum so to speak.

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Originally posted by Wilbur
I know, I know........... if I don't like it here, or the rules, I can leave at any time, which is what I shall do.

So, you can delete me from your shrinking list of members.

Things have changed here since the good old days when Karl first started up this site.


Indeed they have, how can I win here? You say we are too strict yet others seem to think I am too lax compared to how Karl ran the forums and were first moderated.
Solomon I am not.
Just for information though, I am not about to get into a debate about how the forum is moderated, this IS one of Karl's rules I have kept on board.


Wilbur - 18-3-2008 at 21:13

Ok, last post.

Since the topic was about a so called new browser, it was in PC Help......fine.
People looked at the site, and another poster pasted a part of it, which wasn't deleted, so I can't have fallen foul of the copyright issue.
I did the same, which was an amusing part of the so called options of the browser, and that got deleted, I assume because one of the words was 'breast'.........dear oh dear, how inflamatory is that !!


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Just for information though, I am not about to get into a debate about how the forum is moderated, this IS one of Karl's rules I have kept on board.


Yep agree, no point in debating it as you have made your judement.
But to me, such heavy handed moderation of such a minor issue is just downright 'nannyish' and really kills any enthusiasm to post here anymore..........so I hereby hand in my resignation as I no longer wish to be part of the knitting circle.
waveysmiley


giron - 18-3-2008 at 21:25

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Originally posted by Wilbur

Since the topic was about a so called new browser, it was in PC Help......fine.


As the so called new browser is just an amusing hoax, perhaps, dr john deserves a jolly good birching, for posting the story, in the first place? ;) waveysmiley


TooCute4Words - 18-3-2008 at 22:01

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Originally posted by Wilbur

So, you can delete me from your shrinking list of members.


Many forums have a large list of members, but only ten or so hang around frequently and support the forum continually. Due to them, a forum stays afloat - rather than falling by the wayside.

I chose to join and continue to stay here (regardless of the odd problem lips_sealed)

I think if you like the members here (or at least) one or two or three, then you must stick around. Good friendships or even acquaintanceships are worth popping back on here.

I can't really add anymore....

Or I may put my foot in it lips_sealed again crybabyme


dr john - 18-3-2008 at 23:30

A HOAX browser?!
shocked_yellow
You mean it's not real!!!
shocked_yellow


giron - 18-3-2008 at 23:35

You know very well it's not real! waggyfinger

I suspect that you only mentioned it, in order to boost your post count. ;)

waveysmiley


SRD - 19-3-2008 at 08:35

I for one do not consider dr john capable of such gironesque behaviour.


dr john - 19-3-2008 at 11:03

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Originally posted by giron
You know very well it's not real! waggyfinger

I suspect that you only mentioned it, in order to boost your post count. ;)

waveysmiley

:oMoi?!:o
At this moment in time it says I've been a member since 2002 and have 725 posts.
2C4W has been a member since January and has 779
and little you, a member since 2005, has 8755 posts.

So, who's boasting their post count, eh?nananana
Watch out, he's chasing your total!

1000 posts here I come...:D
eventually

Quality, not quantity,


LSemmens - 19-3-2008 at 12:47

Sorry, Wilbur, I can't knit! Does that mean I have to leave here! Bugga, and I was just getting comfortable!


marymary100 - 19-3-2008 at 17:28

knit 1 ......purl 1....... cast off


TooCute4Words - 19-3-2008 at 22:36

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Originally posted by dr john
Quote:
Originally posted by giron
You know very well it's not real! waggyfinger

I suspect that you only mentioned it, in order to boost your post count. ;)

waveysmiley

:oMoi?!:o
At this moment in time it says I've been a member since 2002 and have 725 posts.
2C4W has been a member since January and has 779
and little you, a member since 2005, has 8755 posts.

So, who's boasting their post count, eh?nananana
Watch out, he's chasing your total!

1000 posts here I come...:D
eventually

Quality, not quantity,


I can't believe I've done 779 posts already? Gosh, I ain't been here that long either.

Some might say that is very good and thankyou for being here and supporting a forum which some choose not to

and some would say (words to the contrary) lips_sealedlips_sealed


LSemmens - 20-3-2008 at 09:14

You are wrong QT, it's 810 posts!


TooCute4Words - 20-3-2008 at 21:18

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Originally posted by LSemmens
You are wrong QT, it's 810 posts!


I lost count :D


giron - 20-3-2008 at 22:54

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Originally posted by TooCute4Words


Some might say that is very good and thankyou for being here and supporting a forum which some choose not to



Yes, well done for doing that, TC4W. waveysmiley

I presume that you've not had an invitation to join the ' Scottish site '?

Don't worry, if you haven't, it's very exclusive, a bit like the ruddy Freemasons! shocked_yellow


SRD - 20-3-2008 at 23:00

confused2 Scottish site????? I know lookabootye is a little cliqueish, but surely only because there are very few people who actually live in Clackmannanshire.


edit: And I noticed you haven't signed in today, your absence has been reported.


Dreamweaver - 20-3-2008 at 23:01

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Originally posted by giron

Yes, well done for doing that, TC4W. waveysmiley

I presume that you've not had an invitation to join the ' Scottish site '?

Don't worry, if you haven't, it's very exclusive, a bit like the ruddy Freemasons! shocked_yellow


As a member you would know that? * shakes hand with finger pressed firmly into palm" or whatever the "free" masons do..... :P But what does this have to do with PC chat??


SRD - 20-3-2008 at 23:02

Well I'm using a PC and I'm chatting, isn't that good enough for you?


giron - 20-3-2008 at 23:05

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Originally posted by Dreamweaver

But what does this have to do with PC chat??


[bad img]http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/schild/inq.gif[/bad img]



waveysmiley


TooCute4Words - 22-3-2008 at 19:32

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Originally posted by SRD
Well I'm using a PC and I'm chatting, isn't that good enough for you?


I'm using a PC...well, laptop :P

But when I 'chat', no sound from my mouth get's through to you. Lucky really...as I'm very quiet sounding :(


TooCute4Words - 22-3-2008 at 19:35

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Originally posted by giron
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Originally posted by TooCute4Words


Some might say that is very good and thankyou for being here and supporting a forum which some choose not to



Yes, well done for doing that, TC4W. waveysmiley

I presume that you've not had an invitation to join the ' Scottish site '?

Don't worry, if you haven't, it's very exclusive, a bit like the ruddy Freemasons! shocked_yellow


I am not a member of a Scottish site or had an invitation either. I don't have any bagpipes or a kilt. I'm not one for 'tartan', but I do love them shortbread biscuits.
"That's Cookies" for any Ameriacans" brshteeth


giron - 22-3-2008 at 21:06

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Originally posted by TooCute4Words

I am not a member of a Scottish site or had an invitation either.


You've, most likely, been blackballed. shocked_yellow


TooCute4Words - 22-3-2008 at 23:13

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Originally posted by giron
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Originally posted by TooCute4Words

I am not a member of a Scottish site or had an invitation either.


You've, most likely, been blackballed. shocked_yellow


That wouldn't surprise me in the least rolls_eyes

Avril stay outside waggyfinger

"Second question"

Are you with Avril QT?

"Answer"

Ya Damn Skippy "says me acting like a Kangaroo" bouncing around and around :D