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Yea, my brothers! For I giveth unto you the most advanced weapons systems in The World: Use them in my name. Amen
Moses was only supposed to allow LEGAL immigrants to cross the red sea.
Of course he never said that, his English was waaaaay better than that!
"Yea, verily, the surest way into the Kingdom of Heaven is by lining the pockets of televangelists"
Nah! He wouldn't have said that, more like
this! Oh! Hang on! He did say that!
"To every person I say, do not judge others."
[He DID say, "Judge with righteous judgement," and criticized those who used one standard for others and another standard for themselves.]
Nothing worse than a religious zealot telling others how to live their lives.
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Jesus just told ME that most so-called Christians are full of doo doo.
I don't need Jesus to tell me that! We are all full of doo doo, otherwise we'd never have to do the doo doo, when we go to the doo doo room.
Do do do do, de da da da. Oh, heck! Sting is