What's your father's occupation?" asked the school secretary
on the first day of the new academic year.
"He's a magician, Ma'am" said Little Johnny.
"How interesting. What's his favorite trick?"
"He saws people in half."
"Gosh! now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?"
"One half brother and two half sisters."
Liz, this thread used to have dozens of kid-safe jokes. I see all but one have been pruned.