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Jokes you can tell your children
scholar - 13-6-2008 at 23:26

:D:D
What's your father's occupation?" asked the school secretary
on the first day of the new academic year.

"He's a magician, Ma'am" said Little Johnny.

"How interesting. What's his favorite trick?"

"He saws people in half."

"Gosh! now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?"

"One half brother and two half sisters."


the bear - 14-6-2008 at 02:06

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Originally posted by scholar
:D:D
What's your father's occupation?" asked the school secretary
on the first day of the new academic year.

"He's a magician, Ma'am" said Little Johnny.

"How interesting. What's his favorite trick?"

"He saws people in half."

"Gosh! now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?"

"One half brother and two half sisters."



roffle


Regards the Bear


scholar - 11-10-2009 at 23:53

Liz, this thread used to have dozens of kid-safe jokes. I see all but one have been pruned.