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Holy e-mail.
Katzy - 14-12-2012 at 18:24

One day, God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behaviour that was going on...

So, He called His angels and sent one to earth for a time.

When the angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.

God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'

So, God called another angel and sent her to earth for a time.

When the angel returned she went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good...'

God was not pleased.

So, He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because He wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.


Do you know what the e-mail said?




Just wondering, because I didn't get one either... :(

(Thanks, Sparry!)


marymary100 - 14-12-2012 at 18:32

:D


I could tell you what mine said, but that would move me over in to the 95% bracket...


Redwolf5150 - 14-12-2012 at 18:36

:D


giron - 14-12-2012 at 19:03

It's worth pointing out that anyone using a dial up internet service might not yet have received the e-mail due to the slowness of their connection.

teacher_mode


Katzy - 14-12-2012 at 19:03

:P


crikey - 14-12-2012 at 19:16

Mine said "There is no greater torment than to be alone in paradise". So I'm joining the 95%.


giron - 14-12-2012 at 19:20

It's also worth pointing out that anyone who has been involved in criminal activities, such as tax evasion, will definitely not be eligible to receive the e-mail. waggyfinger


victor - 14-12-2012 at 19:33

Mine said "Report to my office on arrival."


giron - 14-12-2012 at 19:51

Yes, the office is located in the basement area adjacent to the furnaces. :o


Katzy - 14-12-2012 at 20:59

Quote:
Originally posted by crikey
Mine said "There is no greater torment than to be alone in paradise". So I'm joining the 95%.


The rest of the 5% are nubile young ladies, though.

They can't speak, either. ;)


crikey - 14-12-2012 at 22:38

Quote:
Originally posted by Katzy
Quote:
Originally posted by crikey
Mine said "There is no greater torment than to be alone in paradise". So I'm joining the 95%.


The rest of the 5% are nubile young ladies, though.

They can't speak, either. ;)


I bequeath you my abandoned paradise - if you think you can take the pressure!


Katzy - 15-12-2012 at 09:50

I think I could manage... ;)


crikey - 15-12-2012 at 15:12

And I think you'd kill yourself trying!


Katzy - 15-12-2012 at 18:54

Not a bad way to go, though, ay? :D


giron - 15-12-2012 at 22:31

Think again, they're all lesbians ! waggyfinger


LSemmens - 16-12-2012 at 01:28

I will neither confirm, nor deny, that I got an email, nor will I tell you what it said, because if I told you what was in my email, that would be confirming that I got one, which I've already said that I would not confirm or deny what I got.....nananana


Katzy - 16-12-2012 at 17:07

Allegedly.


delanti - 16-12-2012 at 19:35

Quote:
Originally posted by LSemmens
I will neither confirm, nor deny, that I got an email, nor will I tell you what it said, because if I told you what was in my email, that would be confirming that I got one, which I've already said that I would not confirm or deny what I got.....nananana


You could have had a great career in politics Leigh.waveysmiley


LSemmens - 18-12-2012 at 09:43

How do you know I'm not one of your Tory MP's? ;)