Hello Morti ..
giron - 31-10-2012 at 22:21
will you be joining in, or are you just lurking ?
Morticia - 31-10-2012 at 22:26
giron - 31-10-2012 at 22:33
Where the devil have you been ?
Some people claimed you'd been pulled by the fuzz after doing a naked clog dance in Tesco, but , of course, I didn't believe them.
I thought it was more likely you'd done it in Aldi.
Morticia - 31-10-2012 at 22:40
Aldi! Are you saying I'm cheap!
Poundstretcher! It was Poundstretcher!
Anyway .. I don't do things like that anymore. I have to think of my Little Joey.
Little Joey = otherwise known as Morti's little marsupial pouch of flab girdling her tum. Hence the affectionate pet name, Little Joey.
giron - 31-10-2012 at 22:45
I think you'll find it was Poundland.
You now have the distinction of being the only person in the UK that's been banned from every pound shop in the country !
Morticia - 31-10-2012 at 22:51
As if I'd ever do anything to get banned from anywhere.
Like you giron, I am incurably shy and well behaved.
giron - 31-10-2012 at 22:54
Ah yes, but are you totally innocent of any wrongdoings, like what I am ?
LSemmens - 31-10-2012 at 22:56
Welcome home, Morti.
Morticia - 31-10-2012 at 22:58
Oh yes, at least as much if not more. Like you I am merely lead astray by the mischevious.
But will anyone else believe us?
Morticia - 31-10-2012 at 23:03
Hello .. and thank you.
Now that's nice ... welcome home ... not just welcome back.
scholar - 31-10-2012 at 23:19
We hope to see more of you.
Your other avatar was my favorite--the little pooch face.
Redwolf5150 - 1-11-2012 at 01:05
Nimuae - 1-11-2012 at 04:59
giron - 1-11-2012 at 09:14
Yes indeed, Morti, some more pictures of you doing a naked clog dance on the draining board would be most welcomed.
Plus if you've got a video of that recent unfortunate incident in Poundland, we'd like to see that too.
Morticia - 1-11-2012 at 15:45
You mean this furry face?
Morticia - 1-11-2012 at 15:46
Hee.... hee ... in your dreams!
I blame Nim for starting that scurrilous tale.
Morticia - 1-11-2012 at 15:47
Nimuae - 1-11-2012 at 16:07
Only because it is true !
LSemmens - 2-11-2012 at 01:19
But, Morti, did Nim not put you up to it? And was she not up there first, showing you how it was done? Or are my spies (who shall remain nameless)