Throwing too much of it away
Now it's time for a grilling
you need tree slices...
I think I'll just have a sarnie.
But I don't like moldy bread!
You can always cut the moldy bits off.
Turn it into Bread and Butter pudding!
I always give it to the birds.
Or just bread pudding. Even better!
Never waste bread in my house , can always make bread puddin'
Have you converted anyone, Waffler?
Ruddy hell, he's not a Jehovah's witness, is he ?
I was thinking of him converting Americans into bread pudding fans
I didn't know Jehovah's witnesses did that, I thought they just came banging on your door on a Sunday morning trying to convert you to their ludicrous religious beliefs.
You could try one of these :-
My mother used to make bread pudding quite often. Not sure the younger generation knows what being frugal means.
My dear wife is so averse to mold that she wants to throw the whole loaf out at the first spot of it.
You know it contains penicillin, don't you? And some fungi contain ergot for a free trip!