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Very Politically Incorrect but worth a smile
LSemmens - 20-10-2010 at 13:44

A Somalian arrives in Sydney as a new immigrant to Australia.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says........
'Thank you Mr. Australian for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!'
The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am a Lebanese!'

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. 'Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Australia'
The person says, 'I not an Ozzie, I from Yugoslavian!'

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you to the wonderful Australians!'
That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Italy , I am not from Australia!'
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an Australian'
She says , 'No, I am from Africa!'
Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Australians?'
The African lady checks her watch and says ...'Probably at work'

IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS
YOU WILL RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ABSOLUTELY FREE


the bear - 21-10-2010 at 03:52

roffle


Regards the Bear


the bear - 21-10-2010 at 03:54

Quote:
Originally posted by LSemmens
A Somalian arrives in Sydney as a new immigrant to Australia.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says........
'Thank you Mr. Australian for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!'
The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am a Lebanese!'

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. 'Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Australia'
The person says, 'I not an Ozzie, I from Yugoslavian!'

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you to the wonderful Australians!'
That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Italy , I am not from Australia!'
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an Australian'
She says , 'No, I am from Africa!'
Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Australians?'
The African lady checks her watch and says ...'Probably at work'

IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS
YOU WILL RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ABSOLUTELY FREE


Can I have a green one and a couple that are "oven ready"


Regards the Bear


John_Little - 21-10-2010 at 06:39

Do I detect more than a degree of racism here?


the bear - 21-10-2010 at 06:49

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Originally posted by John_Little
Do I detect more than a degree of racism here?



Racism? Nah. Sad Ozzie humour well thats a different thing.:):):)



Regards the Bear


Daz - 21-10-2010 at 21:16

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Originally posted by John_Little
Do I detect more than a degree of racism here?


It's been said before... waveysmiley


marymary100 - 21-10-2010 at 21:18

<shakey-head thing>


giron - 21-10-2010 at 21:20

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Originally posted by Daz
Quote:
Originally posted by John_Little
Do I detect more than a degree of racism here?


It's been said before... waveysmiley


Yes, it was in the BNP manifesto, wasn't it ? shocked_yellow


Daz - 21-10-2010 at 21:26

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Originally posted by giron
Quote:
Originally posted by Daz
Quote:
Originally posted by John_Little
Do I detect more than a degree of racism here?


It's been said before... waveysmiley


Yes, it was in the BNP manifesto, wasn't it ? shocked_yellow


No, in this instance, to my shame I am being serious. :(

I refer solely to KF and it's ever growing racist undertones.

Is my perception anyway, YMMV.


giron - 21-10-2010 at 21:32

That's a bit of an overreaction, in my view.


Daz - 21-10-2010 at 21:50

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Originally posted by giron
That's a bit of an overreaction, in my view.


Fair do's.

kewl_glasses


the bear - 22-10-2010 at 00:13

Quote:
Originally posted by Daz
Quote:
Originally posted by giron
That's a bit of an overreaction, in my view.


Fair do's.

kewl_glasses



My comments have all been in jest as was Leigh's original post :)

I'm not in the slightest bit "racist" nor am I politically motivated, but simple common sense says that as a country we can't carry on doing things as we have been.
Political and racial correctness is a luxury that this country can no longer afford. As a matter of fairness I think the time has come to to start putting the British citizen first for a change, (its our birth right).
We have just been told that there is to be a 60% cut in Social Housing funding yet we are still providing millions in housing aid to foreign countries, that is unfair and morally wrong; this is only one small issue, there are hundreds more.
Let the pendulum swing the other way before its to late.

Very sincerely the Bear. waveysmiley


delanti - 22-10-2010 at 00:53

From the dictionary, Racism.

1.a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various human races determine cultural or individual achievement, usually involving the idea that one's own race is superior and has the right to rule others.
2.a policy, system of government, etc., based upon or fostering such a doctrine; discrimination.
3.hatred or intolerance of another race or other races.

I have to say that I believe the term Racist to be wrongly used in most instances. I have no thoughts that number one applies to my thoughts or actions. Also, number 2 is nothing I would do or consider supporting.

Number three is the one however that can be used to entrap a person and be "labeled" a racist unjustly. For example if I say that "I don't want the US to admit any more Muslims into this country" am I racist? I don't believe so, since I am only referring to those who want to enter the US, not the entire race. If I understand Racist as defined under such terms as in the dictionary one has to to hate or be intolerant of a whole race and not just some members of it.

I hate it when someone throws out that term on someone because they speak their mind against some members of a race. If we as a people having freedom of speech can not express our thoughts about some members of another race without being called racists I think it is time do away with Democracy.

waveysmiley


the bear - 22-10-2010 at 01:44

Quote:
Originally posted by delanti
From the dictionary, Racism.

1.a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various human races determine cultural or individual achievement, usually involving the idea that one's own race is superior and has the right to rule others.
2.a policy, system of government, etc., based upon or fostering such a doctrine; discrimination.
3.hatred or intolerance of another race or other races.

I have to say that I believe the term Racist to be wrongly used in most instances. I have no thoughts that number one applies to my thoughts or actions. Also, number 2 is nothing I would do or consider supporting.

Number three is the one however that can be used to entrap a person and be "labeled" a racist unjustly. For example if I say that "I don't want the US to admit any more Muslims into this country" am I racist? I don't believe so, since I am only referring to those who want to enter the US, not the entire race. If I understand Racist as defined under such terms as in the dictionary one has to to hate or be intolerant of a whole race and not just some members of it.

I hate it when someone throws out that term on someone because they speak their mind against some members of a race. If we as a people having freedom of speech can not express our thoughts about some members of another race without being called racists I think it is time do away with Democracy.

waveysmiley



I'm with you on that Delanti waveysmiley


Regards the Bear


scholar - 22-10-2010 at 03:19

Why would anyone think Leigh's joke is rascist? It doesn't focus on any race. It does favor Australian citizens (who include people of various "racial" categories--I still think there is one human race, and the external markers of skin color are minor characteristics).

America and Britain each have elements in their heritage (democracy, capitalism, individual responsibility and freedoms, Christian influences) which I prefer to the cultural backgrounds of some immigrants. I prefer immigrants who want to join American heritage. I don't favor immigrants who want to make America conform to the cultures of their origin.


the bear - 22-10-2010 at 04:53

You know, perhaps I am racist, maybe wanting a viable economy, a sustainable welfare state and good health care at the cost of illegle immigrant benifit scroungers makes me one

I have grandchildren and I don't want them growing up crowded in a ghetto or living in a shanty town like Soweto.

Perhaps I'm becoming Xerophobic.


Regards the Bear


giron - 22-10-2010 at 15:10

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Originally posted by the bear


Perhaps I'm becoming Xerophobic.


Regards the Bear


Hmmmmm .....


Quote:

xerophobia - ( noun ) A fear of dryness.


What you need is a good drink. beer2)


the bear - 22-10-2010 at 17:28

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Originally posted by giron
Quote:
Originally posted by the bear


Perhaps I'm becoming Xerophobic.


Regards the Bear


Hmmmmm .....


Quote:

xerophobia - ( noun ) A fear of dryness.


What you need is a good drink. beer2)



Sorry peeps typo it should have been xenophobic :D


regards the Bear


giron - 22-10-2010 at 18:09

Have you been drinking ? shocked_yellow


the bear - 22-10-2010 at 19:16

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Originally posted by giron
Have you been drinking ? shocked_yellow



Only a lot! :P


Regards the Bear


scholar - 22-10-2010 at 19:18

To moisturize himself, no doubt. :D:P:P
tea_breaky


the bear - 22-10-2010 at 20:05

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Originally posted by scholar
To moisturize himself, no doubt. :D:P:P
tea_breaky



Thats right, what I don't drink I pour over myself.


Regards the Bear ;)


Daz - 22-10-2010 at 23:04

Quote:
Originally posted by scholar
Why would anyone think Leigh's joke is rascist?


It was a general comment of recent KF postings, in reply to J_L, nothing specifically to do with the OP.

Here to clarify.


LSemmens - 24-10-2010 at 12:29

Whilst I understand your concerns, Daz, and I'm sure that I represent the other mods here, not that we've discussed it, I'd suggest that if any member started down the road of racial vilification, we'd, all of us (mods included) jump on it. Having a good laugh at our differences is one thing, denigrating another is completely against the KF philosophy.