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LSemmens

[*] posted on 29-4-2014 at 11:04
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Originally posted by victor
Absence makes the heart grow stronger she says. ;)
That reminds me........

A bloke used to suffer from an unfortunate situation in that whenever he would fart, it always used to sound like "Honda". He visited numerous doctors over the years and never could find an answer until he came across an old Chinese naturopath that sent him to the dentist to pull a tooth with an abscess under it. After the tooth was removed, surprised to find that his farts no long sounded like "Honda", he returned to the Chinaman to ask why.
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"Abcess makes the Fart go Honda"
marymary100

[*] posted on 28-4-2014 at 19:50
I'm glad it's rubbish. I did look it up on Snopes but there was nothing yesterday before I posted.
Katzy

[*] posted on 28-4-2014 at 18:46
As you'd expect, it's rubbish.

http://sexandthesanctuary.wordpress.com/tag/christian-satire

http://www.larknews.com
victor

[*] posted on 28-4-2014 at 18:17
Absence makes the heart grow stronger she says. ;)
LSemmens

[*] posted on 28-4-2014 at 14:33
I'm with you there, Nim. There is nothing in my Bible about abstinence after marriage except for certain ceremonies, and then you must fulfil your "marital duties" lest you fall into sin.

I understand their commitment, though, and, provided it is not a burden on either party, then maybe they are doing something right. Me, I'm not so sure about that.
Nimuae

[*] posted on 28-4-2014 at 07:26
They are making statements instead of making love. I wonder what the going rate is for newspaper stories in america - not that I am cynical or anything - but would you want to broadcast what does or does not happen in your bedroom?lips_sealed
marymary100

[*] posted on 28-4-2014 at 07:12
This couple has no position, apparently.

I suspect they are hiding other issues and calling it religion.
scholar

[*] posted on 28-4-2014 at 00:20
That is absurd! Abstinence saves the special intimacy of sex for its proper place, marriage. That is the Biblical position.
marymary100

[*] posted on 27-4-2014 at 21:57
and waits and waits