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[*] posted on 5-4-2016 at 10:39
Originally posted by John_Little
I had to google the Bechdel test.

Me too :(

[*] posted on 5-4-2016 at 09:06
I knew that because of media studies. I wouldn't feel too bad about not knowing it right away.

[*] posted on 5-4-2016 at 08:35
I had to google the Bechdel test.

[*] posted on 5-4-2016 at 02:24
Loud Groannnnnnnn!

[*] posted on 4-4-2016 at 21:28

[*] posted on 4-4-2016 at 21:10
Seems I'm smart...

1. What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

2. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.

3. I tried walking up a hill without a watch but had neither the time nor the inclination.

4. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

5. What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow? A reprimand from the Scientific Integrity and Professional Ethics Committee and immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

6. Your mum is so mean, she has no standard deviation.

7. A German asks for a martini. "Dry?" says the bartender. "Nein, just one."

8. Two women walk into a bar and discuss the Bechdel test.

9. Pavlov is sitting at a bar, when all of the sudden the phone rings. Pavlov gasps, "Oh no, I forgot to feed the dogs".

10. How many Marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, the lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

11. I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.