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LSemmens

[*] posted on 18-12-2012 at 09:43
How do you know I'm not one of your Tory MP's? ;)
delanti

[*] posted on 16-12-2012 at 19:35
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Originally posted by LSemmens
I will neither confirm, nor deny, that I got an email, nor will I tell you what it said, because if I told you what was in my email, that would be confirming that I got one, which I've already said that I would not confirm or deny what I got.....nananana


You could have had a great career in politics Leigh.waveysmiley
Katzy

[*] posted on 16-12-2012 at 17:07
Allegedly.
LSemmens

[*] posted on 16-12-2012 at 01:28
I will neither confirm, nor deny, that I got an email, nor will I tell you what it said, because if I told you what was in my email, that would be confirming that I got one, which I've already said that I would not confirm or deny what I got.....nananana
giron

[*] posted on 15-12-2012 at 22:31
Think again, they're all lesbians ! waggyfinger
Katzy

[*] posted on 15-12-2012 at 18:54
Not a bad way to go, though, ay? :D
crikey

[*] posted on 15-12-2012 at 15:12
And I think you'd kill yourself trying!
Katzy

[*] posted on 15-12-2012 at 09:50
I think I could manage... ;)
crikey

[*] posted on 14-12-2012 at 22:38
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Originally posted by Katzy
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Originally posted by crikey
Mine said "There is no greater torment than to be alone in paradise". So I'm joining the 95%.


The rest of the 5% are nubile young ladies, though.

They can't speak, either. ;)


I bequeath you my abandoned paradise - if you think you can take the pressure!
Katzy

[*] posted on 14-12-2012 at 20:59
Quote:
Originally posted by crikey
Mine said "There is no greater torment than to be alone in paradise". So I'm joining the 95%.


The rest of the 5% are nubile young ladies, though.

They can't speak, either. ;)
giron

[*] posted on 14-12-2012 at 19:51
Yes, the office is located in the basement area adjacent to the furnaces. :o
victor

[*] posted on 14-12-2012 at 19:33
Mine said "Report to my office on arrival."
giron

[*] posted on 14-12-2012 at 19:20
It's also worth pointing out that anyone who has been involved in criminal activities, such as tax evasion, will definitely not be eligible to receive the e-mail. waggyfinger
crikey

[*] posted on 14-12-2012 at 19:16
Mine said "There is no greater torment than to be alone in paradise". So I'm joining the 95%.
Katzy

[*] posted on 14-12-2012 at 19:03
:P
giron

[*] posted on 14-12-2012 at 19:03
It's worth pointing out that anyone using a dial up internet service might not yet have received the e-mail due to the slowness of their connection.

teacher_mode
Redwolf5150

[*] posted on 14-12-2012 at 18:36
:D
marymary100

[*] posted on 14-12-2012 at 18:32
:D


I could tell you what mine said, but that would move me over in to the 95% bracket...
Katzy

[*] posted on 14-12-2012 at 18:24
One day, God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behaviour that was going on...

So, He called His angels and sent one to earth for a time.

When the angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.

God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'

So, God called another angel and sent her to earth for a time.

When the angel returned she went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good...'

God was not pleased.

So, He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because He wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.


Do you know what the e-mail said?




Just wondering, because I didn't get one either... :(

(Thanks, Sparry!)