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LSemmens

[*] posted on 7-3-2009 at 11:27
Thanks Daz. My response, Janet, lighten up. I did not think that I'd need to spell it out, think "Bobbit"!
Daz

[*] posted on 7-3-2009 at 00:31
Quote:
Originally posted by janet
Quote:
Originally posted by LSemmens
RW, have you not learnt. NEVER grope a woman when she has sharp implements in her hands. If you are lucky, she may just slip and cut herself, the other scenario does not even bear contemplation! lips_sealedlips_sealed


If you are *lucky* your wife gets hurt?


TBF, it's clearly a tongue in cheek comment... And probably, in all honestly, a "man thing/comment"... I get it, and the humour intended in it, I suspect other's may not...
janet

[*] posted on 7-3-2009 at 00:20
Quote:
Originally posted by LSemmens
RW, have you not learnt. NEVER grope a woman when she has sharp implements in her hands. If you are lucky, she may just slip and cut herself, the other scenario does not even bear contemplation! lips_sealedlips_sealed


If you are *lucky* your wife gets hurt?
Redwolf5150

[*] posted on 6-3-2009 at 17:56
Quote:
Originally posted by LSemmens
RW, have you not learnt. NEVER grope a woman when she has sharp implements in her hands. If you are lucky, she may just slip and cut herself, the other scenario does not even bear contemplation! lips_sealedlips_sealed


I don't fear the sharp object.

It's being beaten with the main course I can't stand.

:D
Swish Checkley

[*] posted on 6-3-2009 at 17:08
(I hate the word grope. To me it suggests unwillingness on the part of the person being groped, but maybe that's just my interpretation).
victor

[*] posted on 6-3-2009 at 16:44
Just keep saying "yes dear" or "that looks nice dear." ;)
Quaver

[*] posted on 6-3-2009 at 12:41
Quote:
Originally posted by LSemmens
RW, have you not learnt. NEVER grope a woman when she has sharp implements in her hands. If you are lucky, she may just slip and cut herself, the other scenario does not even bear contemplation! lips_sealedlips_sealed

:D
LSemmens

[*] posted on 6-3-2009 at 11:08
RW, have you not learnt. NEVER grope a woman when she has sharp implements in her hands. If you are lucky, she may just slip and cut herself, the other scenario does not even bear contemplation! lips_sealedlips_sealed
Redwolf5150

[*] posted on 6-3-2009 at 00:02
It's all fun and games until

fish_slap

When I grope her while she's cooking.

:D
Daz

[*] posted on 5-3-2009 at 10:31
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Originally posted by Redwolf5150
Quote:
Originally posted by the bear
what happens if you cant walk past each other without a having a cuddle or gentle caress, divorce?


Depends.

What I call a gentle caress Jackie considers GROPING!

:D


:D
Redwolf5150

[*] posted on 5-3-2009 at 03:44
Quote:
Originally posted by the bear
what happens if you cant walk past each other without a having a cuddle or gentle caress, divorce?


Depends.

What I call a gentle caress Jackie considers GROPING!

:D
Mary2

[*] posted on 3-3-2009 at 11:05
Perhaps. The real research will be out there somewhere. ;)
janet

[*] posted on 3-3-2009 at 09:22
Quote:
Originally posted by marymary100
I think those were the minimum amounts of attention you needed to pay to your spouse to keep their interest. But each relationship likes to think it is unique so no doubt there will be fluctuations from the average.


"Needed" is the bug bear here.

I suspect that's not what the original says at all - it will have found a *correlation* not causality.
waffler

[*] posted on 3-3-2009 at 02:50
Kisses Cuddles I Love Yous ok but Sex doesn't really come into it .
Swish Checkley

[*] posted on 2-3-2009 at 10:48
Quote:
Originally posted by Quaver
It's the math bit, email/phone/text 3 times a day, 4 kisses a day, 3 cuddles every 24 hrs... Does anyone count that in real lifeconfused2

Nope. I don't see my husband four days a week and we're happy so the whole suggestion is nonsense IMHO. :P
marymary100

[*] posted on 2-3-2009 at 07:25
I think those were the minimum amounts of attention you needed to pay to your spouse to keep their interest. But each relationship likes to think it is unique so no doubt there will be fluctuations from the average.
the bear

[*] posted on 2-3-2009 at 04:43
Does it lead to unhappiness if you have more than 4 kisses a day, and sex 3 times a week, what happens if you cant walk past each other without a having a cuddle or gentle caress, divorce?


Regards the Bear
Daz

[*] posted on 1-3-2009 at 23:30
Quote:
Originally posted by Quaver
Quote:
Originally posted by scholar
Quote:
Originally posted by Quaver
Seems a lot of work...
Cuddling, kissing, romantic dinners, and saying "I love you" seems like a lot of work to you, an engaged person?shocked_yellowshocked_yellowshocked_yellow

It's the math bit, email/phone/text 3 times a day, 4 kisses a day, 3 cuddles every 24 hrs... Does anyone count that in real lifeconfused2


No...
Quaver

[*] posted on 1-3-2009 at 22:04
Quote:
Originally posted by scholar
Quote:
Originally posted by Quaver
Seems a lot of work...
Cuddling, kissing, romantic dinners, and saying "I love you" seems like a lot of work to you, an engaged person?shocked_yellowshocked_yellowshocked_yellow

It's the math bit, email/phone/text 3 times a day, 4 kisses a day, 3 cuddles every 24 hrs... Does anyone count that in real lifeconfused2
scholar

[*] posted on 1-3-2009 at 18:58
Quote:
Originally posted by Quaver
Seems a lot of work...
Cuddling, kissing, romantic dinners, and saying "I love you" seems like a lot of work to you, an engaged person?shocked_yellowshocked_yellowshocked_yellow
John_Little

[*] posted on 1-3-2009 at 18:06
I suppose it is, in a way. A bit like breathing.
Quaver

[*] posted on 1-3-2009 at 15:33
Seems a lot of work...
John_Little

[*] posted on 1-3-2009 at 13:35
32 years and still going strong. We do share all our hobbies and friends. In fact we do most things together - including kissing - and hangovers.

Edit: Actually, except one hobby. Internet Forums. Mrs L just dont do them.
marymary100

[*] posted on 1-3-2009 at 13:07
Quote:
The secret to a long-lasting marriage is a two-year age gap, four kisses a day and sex three times a week. Sharing two hobbies, having three cuddles every 24 hours, saying at least one 'I love you' a day and enjoying two romantic meals a month could also help ensure a lasting liaison.

The maths of marriage